What kind of experience is it when all the people and things in the world are motionless, and only you can come and go freely, and all people and things are free for you to do whatever you want, to take whatever you want.
Suddenly, Bu Fan had such a world.
On Sioux City Road 5, pedestrians and vehicles were stationary.
Bu Fan started running at Ying Ning's urging.
Ying Ning was well prepared, and she conjured up an electric balance car like magic. She stood on it in a charming manner, not far away from Bu Fan.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry up!" She urged again and again.
Bu Fan was like a vigorous catfish, passing pedestrians and cars with great speed and ease.
There is no road run in vain, no dream dreamed in vain. Bu Fan received super-intensive exercise in more than a thousand dreams, and entered a state where running at a trot is pleasant and running at a long pace is satisfying.
Today, telling running only takes up 30% of his energy, leaving 70% of his energy unused. When Bu Fan realized that he could offend people and things around him at will without having to worry about being counterattacked or retaliated, then the 70% of his idle energy began to stir up, brewing up one prank idea after another.
In front of him at one o'clock, there was an old man, his shiny head reflecting the bright sunlight. Bu Fan turned around and wanted to pretend to slap her, but unexpectedly, amidst Ying Ning's exclamation, there was a crisp "pop" and the slap hit the spot.
"Don't do boring and hateful things. You will destroy the balance, consume our precious time, and cause us to end early!" Yingning warned sternly.
Bu Fan actually didn't want to, and felt that the Chinese scores of his two buddies were more important, but he couldn't contain the surging malice in his heart.
There was a potbellied man at the ten o'clock position, wearing a red T-shirt. He looked like a parent of the candidate.
With a bad smile on his face, Bu Fan ran over and lifted up the hem of his T-shirt, stretched out his finger and poked Bai Huahua's soft belly.
Yingning was about to criticize, but when she opened her mouth, no sound came out.
There was a majestic voice in my mind that said angrily: "Don't struggle needlessly, let him do it! There has never been any project that has such a harmonious human nature, so full of malice, such pure malice, harming others without benefiting oneself. , so precious! So rare!”
A surprising thought flashed through Ying Ning's mind: "Who are you?"
The majestic voice said: "They call me the god of wisdom!"
A whimpering thought flashed through Ying Ning's mind: "But my humanity mission is about to fail!"
The majestic voice said: "Don't pick up the sesame seeds and lose the watermelon. In the face of such a thriving malice, nothing is important!"
One thought in Ying Ning's mind was still struggling: "The success fell short! We are about to succeed!"
"Noisy!" the majestic voice roared unbearably.
At this time, Bu Fan had just untied a woman's braids and took a peek at Ying Ning's reaction. He happened to see Ying Ning disappear out of thin air, but her electric balance car still seemed to be controlled by someone, sliding forward and avoiding pedestrians. Avoid vehicles.
Although Bu Fan repeatedly reminded himself that time was running out, he had to stop these boring pranks and immediately rushed to No. 2 Middle School to help Chu Xuanyu and Dou Haoran rewrite the test papers.
However, his idea was no match for his urge to commit small evil deeds.
When he passes every car, he must leave a footprint on the door and raise all the vehicle antennas to the sky...
Finally arriving at the gate of No. 2 Middle School, he lingered in the crowd for a long time.
He cut off the heel of one of Wang Xueqin's high-heeled shoes, tied the laces of Sun Bo's quantum shoes together, took a parent's glasses, turned around and put it on the bridge of another parent's nose, and put a boy's Mom's headband studded with rhinestones was put on a certain dad's head...
After entering the No. 2 teaching building, his sense of mission to rewrite the test papers became stronger, which made him restrain a lot of evil impulses and rushed to the 26th examination room.
Chu Xuanyu sat in his seat, his eyes squinting at the test paper of a girl in front of him on the left, with a mean and flattering smile on his face.
Bu Fan first drew a small turtle on Chu Xuanyu's forehead to vent his urge to commit evil, then he carried Chu Xuanyu to the empty chair next to him, sat in his seat, and wrote furiously.
Chu Xuanyu also took a different approach to the theme of his composition: Young Master Xiaobai wandering in space does not exist, sacrifice does not exist, great motherhood does not exist, only strong malice exists. An unlucky man was plotted by his enemies and fell into an endless cycle of dreams from which he could not extricate himself. As a grown man, in his dreams, he is either pregnant and suffering from strong pregnancy reactions, or he is about to give birth to a child and suffers from severe pain up to ten levels.
After finishing the test paper, Bu Fan moved Chu Xuanyu back to his original position, thinking: I wonder if this guy is smart enough. When he sees the test paper full of words, will he stay calm or be frightened to cry?
In the funny imagination about Chu Xuanyu being scared to tears, Bu Fan came to the 32nd examination room.
Dou Haoran put his chin in his hands and tilted his head. He seemed to have given up on himself and had no desire to even take a peek at the answers to the multiple-choice questions.
Bu Fan still showed his malice first and drew a big glasses frame on Dou Haoran's face.
The previous questions were all the same, and Bu Fan completed them with ease. The focus was still on the composition. Bu Fan wrote:
Young Master Xiaobai entrusted the newborn baby boy to the intelligent robot and walked to a door with great sadness.
Outside the door is the vast space. Once you open the door and go out, there is no possibility of survival.
Young Master Xiaobai exerted his strength, opened the door, raised his legs and stepped out.
"Congratulations on passing the courage test! You are the 1009th person to pass the test."
A pleasant female voice sounded in his ears, and young master Xiaobai woke up like a dream: he remembered that his name was Dou Haoran, he was a reserve astronaut, and he had just undergone a courage test.
The simulated environment of this assessment was so realistic that he even forgot his true identity.
At the end of the composition, Bu Fan wrote:
If you pass the assessment, this is just a trivial assessment. If you fail the assessment, this is a life!
At this time, the malice in Bu Fan's heart was diluted by a sad mood, and the spiritual karaoke machine started playing a song at the right time:
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The world of mortals is so ridiculous
Infatuation is the most boring
It’s okay to be arrogant
This life is not over yet
My heart is no longer disturbed
I just want to be free for half my life
Smile at people when you wake up
Forgot everything in the dream
Sigh that it gets dark too early
The next life is unpredictable
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After walking out of the 32nd examination room, Bu Fan suddenly realized that according to Ying Ning, he could only stay in this space-time where the time flow rate was approximately zero for two and a half hours.
By now, it should have far exceeded this number.
When they reached the second floor, the song had finished playing, and the malice came back again. Bu Fan had an uncontrollable impulse in his heart: go to the 22nd examination room, draw a dog face for Li Feng, and install a dog made of waste paper for Li Feng. Tail.
Bu Fan knew it was wrong to go, and the consequences would be serious, but he had to go with both legs, and he was already on the way to the 22nd examination room.
