Chapter 146: Is Uzi a god?

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"Good morning to all the contestants and viewers who participated in the Luocheng district selection. I am your new friend [Erlang God], created by Mr. Zhou Guang, the youngest and most promising genius craftsman in Kyoto."

"I have the most advanced self-sensing, self-control, self-monitoring, self-protection, self-reducing penalties, and self-generating systems. The core is distributed in the inventory bureau stone tablets across the country. It is connected to Zhenhaizhu through satellites and can access all districts without hindrance. LAN, camera.”

At nine o'clock, a big magic eye suddenly appeared on the playing field and introduced itself with a clear female mechanical voice. The magic eye is a virtual projection. The designer cleverly used optics to design it so that no matter which angle it is viewed from, it looks like a virtual projection. In the way of being watched.

"My body contains 1% of the mind of nothingness, 1% of the mind of law, 1% of the mind of nature, 1% of the mind of nurturing, and 1% of the mind of chaos."

Conceive? nature?

These two are very new, Shi Xin has never come into contact with them, but he can probably infer that one belongs to the birthless old mother who gave birth to the chief, and the other belongs to the six-faced heavenly official who is in charge of the solar terms of mountains and rivers.

"I have another name, Ayumi Sakurai. You can call me Sakura. This is a sign of intimacy."

The robot suddenly changed its tune to a lolita sound, and the expressions of most of the boys present changed accordingly.

Isn’t Ayumi Sakurai a famous actress from an island country?

Do this in front of a national audience of all ages? Does it fit…

Zhang Ningzhi asked the younger member of the Inventory Bureau in the back row, and immediately turned around and complained: "This Zhou Guang is too arrogant. He just calls himself a genius, and blatantly exposes [Erlang Shen]'s mental level. Isn't this obvious? Are you going to let criminals rob you? It’s really shameful to have such a bad idea now!”

Gongsun Fu also felt ashamed: "I know this Zhou Guang. The things he has developed are indeed several versions ahead of ordinary divine craftsmen. The most valuable thing is that he has no ambition. He has worked diligently for the country for so many years...probably because of suppressing it." Well, as soon as you get the limelight, you have to make an appearance."

"The rules of the preliminary round are very simple. It lasts from 9 am to 4 pm. All contestants who have signed up for the competition will enter in batches according to the numbers drawn by the lottery. There are 12 people in each group, and they will compete in pairs. The 6 winners who have the most time will advance. It will be extended to 10 minutes. If there is no winner after 10 minutes, it will be treated as cheating and all will be eliminated.”

Erlang Shen returned to her normal female voice: "The drawing has begun, the serial numbers have been distributed, and the order is as follows."

The virtual projection showed that the number of applicants in Los Angeles had reached 4,000. Taking this base number into consideration, a group of 12 people suddenly no longer felt like a lot.

Compared with 334 games in two days, we really have to hurry up.

Erlangshen: "Please, a group of people are ready to enter."

The 'turtle shell' of the competition venue divides the arena into six equal parts, with the red and blue double circles as the initial positions.

The first group is the first batch of experimental groups and has attracted much attention. It is worth noting that the proportion of men and women who signed up for the preliminary round is almost the same, but they are all drawn into the same gender group in the battle draw.

Are there more gender differences than this?

Erlang Shen: "Announcing the rules of the game: There is no limit on attack methods and attack intensity. If one side abstains, the other side must stop attacking immediately. As a supervision system, my monitoring speed has been increased to 90 frames per second, and the penalty reduction speed is as accurate as Millisecond unit, after being judged by me, you will be directly attacked by Zhenhai Pearl, please consider the consequences yourself."

So far, this rule sounds very reasonable and was generated while ensuring the safety of both parties.

"Countdown."

The magic eye shrinks to an image of 00:10:00.

"start."

00:09:59

00:09:58

There was no explosive start as expected. The players in the six groups basically looked at each other, standing there awkwardly and reservedly, at a loss, with no murderous intentions. They started chatting while standing.

The arena was far away from the auditorium, and Shi Xin relied on his four-ear grafting talent to hear some conversations.

She locked onto the group closest to her in a straight line in the ring.

"Brother, how old are you?"

"21, what about you?"

"I'm 25, are you still a student?"

"When I was in junior college, I originally wanted to go directly to work in my uncle's factory, but my grades were not good and I didn't get into college. My old man insisted on asking me to get a junior college degree, saying that people now look down on those who graduated from high school. are all illiterate!”

"You're right, but sometimes even graduate students are not as good as illiterate people. I tell you from personal experience that this is a society that fights for resources and connections. It doesn't make any difference whether you go to school or not. If you have money, go to work in a factory as soon as possible and make money. That’s the royal way!”

"What's wrong, brother, are you not getting good treatment at work?"

"Forget it! It's not like he's engaged in scientific research, he has no motivation at all, and the boss keeps insisting! He works overtime every day and doesn't get overtime pay. I curse him to death!"

"Wow! Cruel enough!"

After all, they are civilized people cultivated in a civilized society and need to adapt slowly.

The two brothers chatted and finally got on track.

Suddenly the fight begins!

"Damn! Do you understand the value of Uzi's No. 1 adc in the world? Grandpa, I will teach you how to behave today!"

The twenty-five-year-old cursed boss, Brother Juehu, waved his arms and summoned the Yin Beast with an overwhelming and overwhelming force - a small palm-sized scorpion appeared in the center of the red and blue stations, with a dark brown body and a tail tip as sharp as a needle. .

The twenty-one-year-old boy who went to junior college rather than entered a factory was so frightened that he backed away, fearing that the poisonous scorpion would come up and bite him to death. He nervously took out a weapon - an iron rod that seemed heavier than him.

Brother Juehu showed a ferocious smile when he saw this. There is no Yin God or Yin Beast, so you want to deal with him with a broken stick? With his backhand, he commanded the Yin Beast to use its tail to pierce Brother Chang's feet!

The little scorpion obeyed the order and approached the target step by step, frightening Brother Jin so much that his toes gripped the ground, and his whole body was shaking like a sieve. He tried hard to swing the iron rod with his thin arms, but by accident, the scorpion was knocked to the edge of the ring. It hit the turtle shell and the internal organs were all mushy!

The turtle shell is transparent but solid, and the yellow-brown liquid flows down the outer "wall". Uninformed people thought that the performance artist had solidified the excrement in mid-air.

Brother Jinchang was stunned, and Brother Juehu was also stunned.

The brother who entered the factory looked at the iron rod in his hand, and he was full of confidence! Use your eyes to ask Brother Juehu if he has any other special skills, and serve them to him quickly!

Brother Juehu showed his intention to retreat, and Brother Jin immediately smiled evilly.

You call yourself grandpa, right?

I'll send you to see my grandpa!

If you drag the stick, you will hit Brother Juehu!

While chasing the escaping Brother Juehu, he yelled: "I'll scold you! I'll scold you! I've already seen you guys displeased! Internet trolls are dead!"

Shi Xin covered his eyes and silently turned off the grafting ability of his four ears.

Alas, just pretend you didn’t hear it!

It is a foresight to say that men and women are divided into men. Most players do not have any equipment and end up reduced to melee combat. This division is very fair.

(End of chapter)