I'm about to vomit in the third dimension, so let me go. Please think of it as the story of "Fujimaru Ritsuka doesn't know anything" (Hell Joke) that happened in the parallel world Seiko Hall of Valor (??) with the same background (?) as the main text.
As for where the main text is, I don’t know. It depends on the progress of my game with the transition chapter and the setting chapter (sad). By the way, this state will most likely last until the Chinese New Year period in mid-February (pointing to the previous update progress chapter). If you forget, please tell me to read it again.
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1. Important factors for winning
Fujimaru: So, if you want to win a battle, what is the most important factor?
Curze: You have to find a way to strike fear into your enemies' bones.
Ferus: Firepower and calculation.
Guilliman: This issue is quite complicated, but I would say it’s logistics.
Corax: Although the tactical and intelligence gaps are also important, it's the will to fight and morale, I think.
Sanguinius: I agree with Corax. As long as every soldier knows what he is fighting for, the army will be invincible.
Mortarion: No matter what others say, the winner is the one who stands last on the battlefield.
Fujimaru: It’s special attack and special defense.
Fujimaru: Don't look at me like that. Each of us in Star Torch has home field advantage. If you give me a chance to take the initiative, I can use the special attack and special defense to defeat each of you.
Fujimaru: Wait, Mortarion, you are not allowed to lead the legion.
Mortarion: Then you are not allowed to call the Emperor.
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2. Mortarion lost
Fujimaru: male, chaos, moderation, riding, divinity, magic, giant. This alone is enough for me to hang you up with a shadow follower and beat you. What's more, you also got the characteristics of a human threat because you voted for it before. I am too professional to fight human threats. I can only say that you did not lose unfairly.
Mortarion: That's not fair. You all saw it. I couldn't successfully harm her!
Fujimaru: This is how the defense against Suzheng is. I didn’t stop you from adding a void shield to your armor, right?
Mortarion: You definitely call him Emperor.
Fujimaru: Restraint is restraint, and the emperor is the emperor. I have spent a lot of effort to separate these two concepts. Don’t deny my hard work in the real universe!
Mortarion: She definitely called the Emperor!
Sanguinius: I think it's quite interesting. Why don't we try it one by one?
Ferrus: That makes sense. A little understanding of what "characteristics" we have may also be helpful to our operations in subspace.
Guilliman: This method of combat is quite novel, and I am also curious about the criteria for judging the so-called "characteristics". I agree.
Curze: I think you just want to touch my little warden's bottom.
Fujimaru: What does it matter? Everyone in Star Torch is an ally after all.
Mortarion: Doesn't anyone care that she cheated?
Corax: It's probably not my place to say this, but Mortarion, regardless of whether she cheated or not, it's ugly for you as a Primarch to choose to dwell on this matter.
Corax: By the way, I'm kind of missing Dorne at the moment.
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3. The one you love
Fujimaru: I don’t understand.
Fujimaru: It’s true that Mr. Ferus has the characteristics of a loved one. It’s not incomprehensible that Sanguinius, Mr. Robert and Mr. Corvos have this.
Fujimaru: But how come you, Conrad, are also "the one you love"?
Coates: What do you mean by "you Conrad"!
(Explanation of the evaluation criteria for the characteristics of "the loved one" is omitted)
Corax: Does the Valkyrie named Brynhildr really have normal eyesight?
Coates: So why am I the only one who is "you Conrad"? I can't help but feel bad about that.
Sanguinius:.
Sanguinius: Something's wrong.
Sanguinius: Brother, I can't help but have doubts about your love life based on this.
Fujimaru: Conrad wins if you begin to doubt this. His current mental age is no more than ten years old. He is simply complaining that others have "sir" but he does not.
Fujimaru:.
Fujimaru: Brünnhilde, why on earth! The "loved one" must at least be an adult!
Coates: This makes me even more upset.
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4. Differentiation
Ferrus: So, not all of us have the same characteristics?
Fujimaru: That’s right.
Fujimaru: First, let’s talk about the characteristics that everyone has, which are male, riding, divinity, demon, and giant. I won’t go into detail about this part later.
Fujimaru: Then, Konrad is Chaos and Evil, Sanguinius is Neutral and Good, Mr. Ferrus is Neutral and Mean, Mr. Robert is Order and Good, Mortarion just said, Mr. Corvos Chaos·good.
Fujimaru: By the way, I am also Neutral and Good.
Curze (to Sanguinius): But you don't have "Sir" either.
Sanguinius (to Curze): It's my fault I just doubted you.
Mortarion without "Sir": Hey!
Fujimaru: The difference between everyone is that: Conrad, Sanguinius, Mr. Ferrus, Mr. Robert, and Mr. Corvus all have the "Beloved" attribute; Sanguinius, Mr. Ferrus And Mr. Robert also has the "king" attribute. I think this criterion is a bit strange. Logically speaking, the king attribute should not be shared by all the original bodies; and Mr. Ferrus has a "mechanical" attribute alone. ; Sanguinius possesses a "god" attribute; Mr. Robert is the only one of the Primarchs to possess a "humanoid" attribute - I refuse to think about how this is possible.
Fujimaru: Wait a minute, Conrad, why do you have an extra trait called "The One Who Holds the Spirit Clothes"? Who got you the spiritual clothes? When did you learn to change clothes?
Coates: Unless I become "Mr. Conrad," you don't want to know.
Corax: He sewed it himself when he had nothing to do. I didn't expect him to have such skills.
Mortarion: Wait a minute, am I the only one who only takes advantage of the universal properties?
Fujimaru: Of course not, but do you have to mention this?
Mortarion: From your description, I didn't hear what made me different.
Fujimaru: Didn’t I say it before, “human threat”.
Mortarion:.
Sanguinius: Pfft.
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5. Human beings living in the present
Fujimaru: Something's wrong. I just detected that a "Human Living in the Moment" buff hit. Who among us actually has this trait?
Corax: Not you?
Fujimaru: No?
Coates: By your magic standards, none of us are "human", let alone "living in the moment." Not who are you?
Fujimaru: Am I a life outside the realm? Can’t get the human buff of living in the present?
Guilliman: Wait a moment.
Ferus: Stop.
Fujimaru: Is that okay? You all know that I come from another world! This is not life outside the realm!
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6. Hell Joke
Fujimaru:.
Fujimaru: *Nostramo expletive*.
Sanguinius: What's wrong?
Fujimaru: I know where the flying buff went.
Sanguinius: "Humanity living in the moment"? who is it?
Fujimaru: It's the Emperor.
Sanguinius:.
Fujimaru: It's the Emperor.
Sanguinius:.
Sanguinius: It's the Emperor.
Coates: (laughing loudly, then getting punched)
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Extras, additional original bodies that did not appear in the main film
Fujimaru: Although this is entirely my guess, I think Leman Russ has "beast" and "zoological" characteristics.
Guilliman: If this is true, I don't think I would be at all surprised to hear you confirm this in the future.
