"Ahhh! Brother! I was wrong!"
"Brother-in-law, let me go, brother-in-law! Ouch!!"
"Ouch. Mother!!"
In the small square in the front yard, several boys were lying on the bench, their bare buttocks being slapped by the soldiers.
A group of boys around them looked at their brothers being beaten with fear, but they gritted their teeth and were strong enough not to let tears flow from their eyes.
"Hit me, hit me hard! Shiqi, haven't you eaten yet? Work harder!"
"Yui! Drink!"
Snapped!
"Ouch!!!!"
Jia Cong suddenly jumped up from the bench and then lay down weakly.
Jia Hui lay comfortably on the chair, feeling inexplicably happy watching these boys being beaten?
Somehow, he suddenly recalled the experience of a group of friends in the palace who were beaten by the emperor.
Presumably, the emperor must have felt as happy as he feels now, right?
"Ahhh! I want to go home, madam!!"
A boy in the crowd was finally frightened to tears by the brutal blow that Qi Qi had just given.
"Shut up! Why are you crying? Brother Cong is suffering for us, how can you have the nerve to cry!" At the front of the team, the little fat man Zhang Yi turned his head angrily and scolded the crying boy, and then fiercely He turned around and looked at Brother Yuntiancong, who was being tortured by the evil forces, and clenched his fists fiercely.
A whole sheep is indeed very expensive, so much so that even the Taiwei is reluctant to roast the whole sheep and eat it, so he can only satisfy his hatred by beating his brother Cong's board!
Thinking of this, the little fat man glared at Jia Hui angrily, but was noticed by the keen Jia Hui.
"Hey, the little fat guy is quite loyal, so a certain family will help you. Seventeen, come on, let brother Cong come down and have a rest, and let the little fat guy go up and take a few hits for his brother Cong!"
"Ah? No, no, no, I won't play anymore, I won't play anymore!! Oooohhhhh!!" Hearing that he was going to take the blame for Jia Cong, the little fat man who had been pampered with tender skin and tender flesh since he was a child was frightened and cried. , but it was useless. Shi Qi waved his hand and asked his subordinates to carry Jia Cong away with a stool. Then he put on a new bench himself and extended his claws towards the little fat man with a wicked smile.
"General, Marquis Pingyang and some of the marquis and uncles are here!" Hu Jiu trotted to Jia Hui's side to announce.
"Here they come, bring them here quickly." Jia Hui ordered Hu Jiu, and then gestured to Shiqi to tell him not to hit him yet.
After all, the venue was moved to the small square in the front yard, and several nobles walked quickly around the screen wall.
What comes into view is a group of naked little boys holding their clothes on their backs.
"Lieutenant, I was late, please atone for my sin!" Pingyang Hou led all the nobles present to salute Jia Hui with fists clasped.
"Ah, Marquis Pingyang is here. Come on, everyone, sit down. Hu Jiu, serve tea!"
Jia Hui quickly returned the gift, and then made arrangements for them to sit down.
"Lieutenant Xie"
"Master, help me, master, I don't want to get hit, wow ah ah ah!"
"Dad, save the baby!"
The cubs finally saw their father and could no longer remain strong, so they cried "Wow".
"Lieutenant, why doesn't my son wear a piece of hair?" Ignoring their little brat, they looked at each other and finally introduced Pingyang Hou as their excuse.
"Tsk, ask your son." Jia Hui tried several times but couldn't get the words out.
"This Wei," seeing what the Taiwei had said, Marquis Pingyang could only turn around and look at his little fat man with a strange expression, "Yi'er, don't be afraid, tell dad why you are not wearing clothes. ?”
"Master, children have learned from you, put on your clothes when eating," the little fat man explained to his father in an aggrieved manner.
"Nonsense, I have never taken off my clothes before eating!" Pingyang Hou was so frightened that he jumped up and retorted.
Damn it, just in the blink of an eye, the eyes of the people around me changed. If this matter is not handled well, not to mention my own reputation, my own reputation will be instantly discredited!
"It's obvious. Sir, when you were in Tongguan, didn't you take off your clothes and gather around to eat roasted whole lamb?" The little fat man looked at his father with bright, clear but red eyes, aggrieved.
"Master, wasn't that what you and your uncles were like at that time? I've seen it several times! Drinking wine from a bowl without wearing clothes, and then eating and singing around roasted whole lamb. Isn't this roasted whole lamb? How to eat it!" The little fat man became more and more adamant as he spoke, and finally looked at his father with a stubborn look on his face.
"Tsk, hahahaha!!"
Jia Hui couldn't hold it back any longer, slapping her thighs and laughing wildly!
No matter how many times he heard this statement from the little fat man, it would make him laugh until his stomach hurt.
"What are you talking about, kid? That heartless person would eat like this. Hiss." A gentleman next to him looked at the little fat man with a blank expression and murmured, but he recalled that he ate roasted whole lamb along the way to the West Hunt. Scenes.
There seems to be nothing wrong with what the little fat guy said.
Because everyone seems to be in this scene every time they eat, no wonder these guys think so
wrong!
Even if this is the case, it won’t be a big deal!
"Ah, you said this, they drank."
After smelling the smell of alcohol coming from Jia Cong, Jia Hui was furious. He dared to steal alcohol at such a young age. How brave he was!
It affects gastrointestinal function, brain development, egg development and even immune function!
beat! Eating meat and taking off clothes can be said to be fun for children, but drinking alcohol will kill you!
They must be beaten to death to make them remember!
but
Before that, know where they got the wine from!
As a result, Jia Cong suffered.
Other children are from other families and are difficult to beat, but Jia Cong is different. Jia Cong is Jia Hui’s sibling!
Besides, after drinking like this, he should have been beaten, and I heard from several other brats that Jia Cong saved this situation.
If not, who will hit you?
At first, Jia Cong was quite tough, with a look like "No matter how you beat me, I will never betray my brother."
Then Jia Hui fulfilled his wish.
After a few sticks, Jia Cong started to cry. At this moment, two boys who Jia Hui didn't expect came out and surrendered, allowing Jia Cong, who almost confessed them two, to be saved. Yi Bo Yuntian Brother Cong has such a good name.
Jia Hui is very familiar with these two people.
One is named Li Shao and the other is named Niu Xian.
The former is Li Wan's biological brother and Jia Hui's brother-in-law.
The latter is the younger brother of Jia Hui's old brother Niu Zhao.
Jia Hui was very pleased to see the two of them surrendering themselves and praised them vigorously.
Then he immediately turned against them, tied them to a bench, and beat them several times with his own hands, making them cry loudly.
At seven or eight years old, he actually dared to steal alcohol and drink. It was outrageous!
After being beaten several times, the two of them, as expected, took everything into account, including the incident of accidentally breaking Jia Hui's favorite Jun kiln purple-spotted bowl a few days ago.
The angry Jia Hui hit Li Shao several times!
He finally understood how Lao Taishan felt when he was holding his beloved Ge Kiln Porcelain in pain.
The two of them were choking, and you told me the general story of what happened, sentence by sentence.
A few days ago, it was finally their turn for a group of friends to go to Jia Cong’s place to play.
Jia Cong has not been taken seriously by his father Jia She since he was a child. It can even be said that he ignores him. If he occasionally tries to interfere, he will always hit or scold him. That is to say, he was taken over by Jia Hui in recent years, and his temper gradually became more cheerful, but he still didn't have many friends.
It was not until recently that Jia Hui accompanied the Second Saint to hunt in the west, and Jia Cong made a group of friends of the same age, and he cherished these friendships very much.
Ever since, Jia Cong planned to do his best to entertain his friends!
For this reason, Jia Cong found his only two friends before hunting in the west to discuss countermeasures.
Li Shao, Niu Xian.
The former often comes to the house to play with his sister, his sister-in-law. The latter was brought by Brother Niu Zhao, and he came often, and the two people who came and went became brothers who talked about everything.
After telling the two of them his thoughts, Li Shao, as the dog-headed military advisor, offered his own thoughts
They drank wine from a bowl without wearing clothes, and then gathered around roasting a whole lamb and cutting the meat with a knife while eating and singing.
Such a wonderful idea made Jia Cong so happy that he immediately decided to do it!
I should be able to get it done if I bite the bullet and use my own monthly routine to roast the whole lamb, but
Where's the wine?
Isn’t it difficult for Li Shao to handle this? Niu Xian's brother Niu Zhao is a lover of wine. As long as there is a place with his residence, he will not worry about lack of good wine. Can he just go to the wine cellar and steal a few jars?
Hearing this plan, Niu Xian was so frightened that he almost screamed. He didn't know what his brother's temper was like? Although he looks like a reckless man, he has a clear mind and a particularly good memory. He knows which wine is hidden in which mansion. If he comes back from the south, he finds that a few bottles of wine are missing from the wine cellar.
hiss--
Thinking of this, Niu Xian wanted to refuse, but the expectant looks of the two brothers in front of him really made him unable to say anything, so he agreed with a sad face.
But even so, he didn't dare to order wine from the wine cellar. He had no choice but to spend a huge sum of money to buy it from the tavern on the street.
At this point, he was also a little worried that the shopkeeper would not sell it to him. He just lied that the adults in the family wanted to try Chang'an's good wine, but they had to entertain guests so they couldn't get away, so he had to let one of his children do the drinking.
Hearing the boy's foreign accent, the enthusiastic shopkeeper immediately gave him several famous wines from Lao Chang'an and gave him instructions on how to drink them. However, Niu Xian was too nervous and didn't remember any of them.
I got the wine, but how can I bring it into the county government’s mansion?
Li Shao thought hard for half an hour and finally came up with a solution.
Pack them separately in bamboo tubes on the day you come to the Duke's Mansion. It is said that Niu Xian's sister-in-law made mung bean soup specially for them.
The cause of the incident and the method of committing the crime were all clear. Jia Hui also found the bottomless bamboo tubes that they had hidden quietly because of their identification.
And the remains of his Junyao purple-spotted bowl!
Snapped!
"Oh, please have mercy on me, please have mercy on me! Ouch!!"
"It should be beaten, it should be beaten! I can't beat you to death if you don't learn how to drink when you are so young!"
Marquis Pingyang waved the board to make a big splash, and hit the little fat man on the buttocks with a snap. The painful little fat man begged for mercy at the risk of his life.
There were several boys lying on the benches next to them, who were also beaten by their fathers until they cried for their fathers and mothers.
At this time, several more noble generals entered the county government's mansion one after another. After hearing the Taiwei's explanation and apology, they were so angry that they took a water and fire stick, took their own boy and threw it away. On the bench, he started to attack his boy’s buttocks.
. . . . . .
The sound of crying and howling continued from noon to the sunset in the front yard of the Duke's Mansion. Finally, after the last boy was beaten and carried home by his father, the Duke's Mansion finally became quiet.
Several nobles wanted to invite Jia Hui to have a drink, but Jia Hui, who was completely disinterested by the three brothers Jia Cong, declined them politely.
Shame on you!
The first few houses this group of bastards went to were all fine and they all went home intact, but what about when they got to their own home? Although it was three little bastards who had done a big job, after all, this happened in their own home, and it was really shameful that such little brats got drunk and got beaten up!
Jia Hui decided not to go out for the next few days.
"Oh, it's so embarrassing."
In the evening, Jia Hun and Li Wan were having dinner.
In the past few days, Jia She and the old lady were bathing and fasting, and planned to go to Da Ci'en Temple to burn incense and worship Buddha. Before dinner, Jia Hui went to greet them and ran back.
Without him, it’s all vegetarian.
Xiaoyanei was lying on the rickshaw, eating a piece of cucumber cut into a moderate size, chewing the sweetness with his little teeth.
Li Wan originally wanted to ask about the rebellion of the remnants of the Ridong Palace, but when she saw that her master came back like a normal person with no scratches, and the evil done by those three boys made her upset, she did not sit at the dinner table. Asked above.
Lieutenant Jia didn't think there was anything good to say about the rebellion. At this moment, he was sighing and complaining to the Duke's wife.
"That's right. My relatives and colleagues trusted us and let their children play in our house for a day. Unexpectedly, those three little bastards made a big deal out of us. The most terrible thing is that they dared to buy wine!" Li Wan is not in high spirits now.
Niu Xian has been sent home, and what awaits him will be the whipping of his sister-in-law's love.
As for Brother Jia Cong, who is loyal to Yuntian and saves wealth, and Li Shao, the dog-headed military advisor with bad ideas, they are lying on the bed now.
"Oh, my father and mother entrusted Brother Shao to my care for a period of time, but he ended up causing such a big trouble." Speaking of the new brother he had gained in recent years, Li Wan became more and more angry as he thought about it, "Master, I feel that You hit him really lightly just now, you should have broken both of his legs to give him a long memory, you shouldn’t have just hit him thirty times like this!"
"Hey, are you really siblings?"
"Just because we are biological siblings, I, as the eldest sister, should take the responsibility. No, sir, I'm still angry. Dan'er, you take care of me first, and I'll go and beat that kid's legs." Cut it off!”
"No, no, no, no, madam, calm down, calm down, Brother Shao is not guilty of this!"
Jia Hui persuaded Li Wan to get rid of most of his anger, and finally saved his brother-in-law's two bad legs.
Take advantage!
At this moment, Jia Hui couldn't be more angry with that boy Li Shao. Since she said she had forgiven him, she couldn't do any physical harm to him.
As for the rest?
Jia Hui remembered that it was recently time for Chang'an Imperial College to open a new enlightenment class.
I originally wanted to let these silly boys take advantage of this period of hunting in the west to have fun for a while, but since they are so free,
I think these three silly boys have reached the age where they should go to prison and go to school.
Well, why don't you go tomorrow? I can't go out these days, so I'd better let Hu Jiu go find out!
(End of chapter)
