Why are the corners of my mouth twitching? Because the picture is too harsh on the eyes.
Yun was very particular about beating people, and she specifically picked out those people's butts to spank, but she made them so embarrassed that in the end, the man opposite her couldn't bear it any longer and knelt on the ground begging for mercy, begging Yun not to hit them.
When he got down, his butt was so swollen that his pants couldn't hold it anymore. A man's underwear is a man's last dignity.
The head of the family knelt down, and the rest of the family also knelt down.
As for Li Chu, because the shit-eating boy has a naturally loud voice, the other person's voice completely suppressed Li Chu's voice.
Not to be outdone, Li Chu wanted to suppress the other person's voice, and Brother Xiaozi didn't want to be suppressed by Li Chu's voice, so he who originally yelled forward suddenly turned around and yelled at Li Chu.
Li Chu was so smitten by the strong smell of dog shit in his mouth that he rolled his eyes in a single scene and fainted from the stench.
When the bluebird coiled on the roof saw this, Li Dafu and the others quickly stretched out their necks, picked up Li Chu with their beaks, and put them on the roof.
In a very humane manner, he took a jade pendant from Li Dafu's belt and put it on Li Chu's face.
Li Chu, who was doubly nourished by fresh air and pure spiritual energy, opened his eyes, sat up, and breathed heavily while holding the jade pendant.
[Oh my god, it’s so scary. 】
【From now on, that kid is my idol. 】
[How much dog shit have you eaten to make your mouth taste so pickled! 】
Li family members: What a good baby!
We are not happy to have such an idol!
Li Chu was taken away, the child stopped howling, and everyone in the opposite door also knelt down.
Yun waved her broom: "Do you still want to ask our family for an explanation?"
Everyone facing the door shook their heads wildly: "No, no."
A lot of their secrets have been revealed by Yunshi. If she doesn't give in, Yunshi will only reveal more.
Now that these things have been exposed, the most they can do is go back and have a few quarrels and fights, and no matter how much more is exposed...
This house will really fall apart.
Yunshi sneered: "Everyone, get out!"
"Don't let me see you in the future, otherwise I'll beat you every time I see you!"
The people at the opposite door helped each other and rolled smoothly.
Sister Xiaoba also took the shit-eating kid away shivering.
嘘嘘嘤... It was too scary. Fortunately, the engagement was not successful. Otherwise, she would have been beaten to death if she had married into this family.
After all the garbage was gone, Yun felt that the yard was not clean, so Li Dafu had the good sense to order Scary Man to clean and wash the floor in the yard.
Yunshi felt a little happier now.
As soon as they turned around and entered the house, the Yun family members avoided looking at Li Dafu's expression.
Seeing the expressions of her family members, Mrs. Yun was shocked to realize that she had just forgotten to pretend to be a lady! ! !
Oh, that's not right...
It seems...it seems that when she went to Xiangyang Prince's Mansion to attack Huaxu, she stopped pretending to be a lady.
So...her true identity has been discovered a long time ago, right?
Although she thought so in her heart, Yun still felt a little guilty and did not dare to see Li Dafu.
Li Chu came down from the roof and felt the weird atmosphere in the house. After looking at it for a while, he understood it and laughed in his heart.
[Hahaha... Both mother and grandfather thought that father liked ladies, so they always told mother to control herself in front of father and not to show her true nature. 】
[But what they don’t know is that my mother’s acting skills are poor! 】
[When she met my father, my father knew that she was a fake lady. But at that time, my father didn't know why my mother had two faces in front of me and in the back, so he acted with my mother. 】
[Later, after I gave birth to my eldest brother, I found out why my mother acted, but my father didn’t expose it and just let my mother be happy. 】
[My dad, no matter what she is like, I like her very much. 】
The third brother Li Ziyan: I don’t know why, but I feel a little bit aloof.
Grandpa Yun was happy in his heart: Oh, it’s good that my son-in-law is not angry. He is just afraid that he will think that we are cheating on the marriage and want to return the goods. After all, sons-in-law were quite popular back then.
The daughter of his old enemy wanted to marry his son-in-law, so he took his ten sons and forcibly kidnapped the son-in-law to their home, and all the sons-in-law ran away.
Later, the old man's daughter came to ask his son-in-law why he didn't accept her. The son-in-law said that he liked gentle people and didn't like strong and arrogant people, so he let his daughter pretend to be a lady in front of him.
Aunt Yun glared at Uncle Yun: Look at my sister-in-law, look at yourself, you have so many bad things, and you always say that I have this and that problem.
Uncle Yun looked at Li Dafu sadly: I didn't expect you to be such a sister-in-law. If you are like this, I will have to bend down in front of your sister-in-law.
A smile appeared on Yun's lips, and her heart felt sweet.
Li Dafu looked at his uncle: Oh, keep a low profile, I didn't want to be high-profile, how could I have known that he would be exposed like this by the good boy.
Yun Zang seemed unable to hear this. There was only one question in his mind.
Now seeing Li Chu, he asked anxiously: "So, dear cousin, you accepted Prince Xiangyang as your disciple, is it because Prince Xiangyang can practice?"
Li Chu nodded.
Yun Zhen: Jealous, twisted, crawling with claws and teeth!
Ahhhh!
Why can Prince Xiangyang practice cultivation? Is it because he is the second male lead?
Li Ziyan also felt chilled: Because Prince Xiangyang could cultivate, his sister accepted him as her disciple.
Does this mean that they can't practice, so my sister never mentioned this before?
Li Ziyun also thought of this and felt extremely depressed for a moment.
Li Zihan looked at his eldest brother on the right who was suddenly depressed, and then on his younger brother on the right who was also suddenly depressed. He was confused.
Why are you unhappy?
Prince Xiangyang is on the same side as them!
He asked Li Chu: "Sister, do you think any of us can cultivate?"
Everyone's hearts were raised, and they all looked at Li Chu eagerly.
The two smart Li brothers and Yun Fang suddenly realized that they might have been overthinking just now.
If they couldn't practice, Li Chu wouldn't be staring at them now.
Sure enough, they heard Li Chu say: "Eldest brother, second brother, third brother, two cousins... everyone can practice~~~"
Patriarch Yun ejected directly from the Grand Master's chair and flashed in front of Li Chu at an outrageous speed that an old man should not have. He held Li Chu's little fleshy hand.
Her voice was soft and contained uncontrollable excitement as she asked: "Good boy~~ Do you mean that your grandfather and I, at such an old age, can still practice?"
Li Chu nodded and said: "Yes, but it will be super hard at the beginning, and it will be less hard later, but it is still very hard."
"But it may not be hard for the second brother, because the second brother is the most qualified among all of you."
Li Zihan, who has always been at a low IQ level at home: (*^▽^*)
I want to stand up and start singing (p≧w≦q)
