Eighty-four, the father of the shoehorn, suppresses the foot god

Style: Historical Author: Si alreadyWords: 2400Update Time: 24/01/11 17:21:05
The emperor waited for Li Chu to continue breaking the news, but Li Chu was waiting for the emperor to answer.

[What's wrong with the little emperor? I said such nice polite words, didn't he say or do something? 】

The emperor said: "The princess who protects the country has meritorious service and will be rewarded with a box of jade."

Li Chu's wish was fulfilled and he got a jade stone, so he was happy to express his gratitude.

"The third princess often talks about Princess Protector. Princess, please sit in the royal study for a while. After I finish discussing the matter, I will take you there."

Li Chu didn't think it was scientific and reasonable for the emperor to take her there in person, so he praised in his heart: "The little emperor's work has won my heart. He only ate the melons from the minister of the Ministry of Industry before, and he hasn't eaten the melons from the other ministers yet." 】

Emperor: I want to eat too.

The emperor asked someone to bring stools to the three brothers and sisters Li Chu.

Li Ziyun and Li Zihan were thankful in their hearts: Fortunately, the emperor did not drive us away.

Minister of Industry: Looking forward to it.

Once he knows what these guys are doing, he will be the number one person in the six movies.

【Whose melon should I eat first? 】

Li Chu looked at the other five people.

[Then let’s eat the shoehorned daddy’s melon first! 】

The emperor and the Minister of Industry suppressed laughter.

Don't say it, you really don't say it.

When no one described him like this before, they looked at the face of the Minister of Rites and didn't think anything of it. At most, they thought that the other person's chin was a little long. But when Li Chu described it like this, it really looked like that.

[Hiss... The Minister of Rites is worthy of being the father who steals the shoehorn that sticks to someone's belly. It's true that a tiger father has no dog sons. The son of a mouse can dig holes, and the son of a puppy can eat shit. This perverted me is also a pervert. 】

[This person’s hobby is even more explosive than his son’s. 】

Emperor: Did I miss something?

Shoehorn...ah, no, what did the son of my Minister of Rites do?

Eating melon without knowing the sequence is also very painful!

Minister of Industry: +1.

Li Zihan: The one who is more explosive than stealing a bellyband is the T person! But based on the melons my sister ate, it seemed that there were quite a lot of them, so it wouldn’t make her feel explosive.

what exactly is it?

All ears.

Li Ziyun turned his little head and analyzed quickly to see if he could guess correctly.

[He actually likes to steal the menstrual belts used by aunts and uncles. 】

Emperor: Shocked!

Minister of the Ministry of Industry: Ah, perverted.

Li Zihan: What is the menstrual belt?

Li Ziyun: This is a blind spot in knowledge. Check it out when you get back.

But regardless of whether they understood it or not, they all had a common curiosity at this time: What did the Minister of Rites steal that thing?

[The Minister of Etiquette likes women with small feet. He stole those menstrual belts and used them all to bind his wife’s feet. The reason why he chose to use the menstrual belts of the aunts and uncles was because he felt that the aunts and uncles were more resentful and would use them. The menstrual belt can suppress the foot pain. 】

Li Zihan: "Pfft..."

He couldn't help laughing, but quickly covered his mouth.

The Minister of Rites frowned and looked at him: "Why did the young master suddenly laugh? I am discussing serious matters now."

Li Zihan quickly got up and apologized respectfully to him, saying, "I just choked on my saliva, please continue."

Wa hahaha……

Foot God!

It makes me laugh to death. Where in the world is there such a thing as a foot god? He must have invented it himself!

The emperor knew why Li Zihan was laughing, and he told the truth. He almost couldn't hold it back just now.

Fortunately, Li Zihan sent the message in advance.

He coughed, cleared his throat and said, "The kid choked, it's okay, let's continue the discussion."

The Minister of Industry also wanted to continue eating, so he also helped Zhou Quan: "Yes, yes, yes, let's continue the discussion. We just mentioned..."

Hey, with this weird background, then his little trouble will be nothing to the emperor!

After all, he hasn't had time to make any mistakes yet.

Li Chu didn't know that her second brother laughed because of her thoughts, so he thoughtfully handed her a cup of tea.

[The second brother is a bit unlucky, and he can choke even when he drinks tea. 】

Li Zihan: "..."

This is not the point.

He whispered to Li Chu: "Sister, is the gentleman who just spoke to me the father of a young man who stopped you before?"

Li Chu nodded.

[Hey, eat melon, eat melon, keep eating melon. 】

Li Zihan: Thumbs up for your wit.

Minister of the Ministry of Industry and the Emperor: What, the Minister of the Ministry of Official Affairs has something else going on?

[The Minister of Rites and his wife are famous for their affection. Every time his wife goes out, the Minister of Rites must accompany him. In fact, it is because his wife’s feet are very painful after binding her feet and it is inconvenient to walk. If she does not have the Minister of Rites to accompany her, she will not be happy to suffer. The sin of going out. 】

Minister of the Ministry of Industry: No wonder the wife of the Minister of Etiquette hardly goes out to attend banquets.

[However, the relationship between the two is really good. In order to win the favor of Madam Shangshu, the Minister of Rites specially took Madam Shangshu to see the Zihe Cars all over the mountains and plains. 】

What the hell?

The ears of the Emperor and the Minister of Industry were ringing.

I screamed in my heart: Little princess, don’t you know what a Zihe car is?

That's the placenta!

Who would take a woman to see the Purple River Cars all over the mountains and plains just to win her favor?

Zihe Che is not just a flower, it is spread all over the mountains and plains! ! !

How much does it take to reach the level of covering the mountains and plains?

Brothers Li Zihan and Li Ziyun: They have encountered a blind spot in knowledge again.

I have to take some bad supplements this time, otherwise I won’t be able to get anything hot even if I eat melons.

[Wow hahaha... I made a fortune by laughing at this baby. The author of the original book has a blind spot in knowledge. Think of Zihe Che as a kind of flower! 】

The Emperor and the Minister of Industry: Very good, we have also joined the team that does not understand.

What is the author of the original book?

Who is the author of the original book?

[If the Minister of Rites really takes his wife to see the purple river carriages all over the mountains and plains, he will definitely scare his wife to death. 】

Emperor: Huh...

In this way, this matter is a misunderstanding.

Is it the "original author" who spread the rumor?

Minister of the Ministry of Industry: Fortunately, his colleague was not so perverted, otherwise he would not dare to provoke the Minister of Etiquette in the future.

Li Ziyun: No, something is wrong.

My sister always talks about the second male protagonist, the second female protagonist, cannon fodder, etc. This kind of title is only what people would say about the characters in the story when reading storybooks.

Now another author of the original book pops up...

Could it be that the world they are in now is actually a book?

Are they all just characters in a story?

[This Minister of Civil Affairs looks quite elegant. 】Li Chu ate the melon from the Minister of Rites, and then ate the melon from the Minister of Libu who was next to the Minister of Rites.

[Looking at his outfit, you can tell that he is a sophisticated boy. 】

[This person has mysophobia and pays great attention to hygiene. 】

Emperor: I just ate such a delicious melon, now this one is too vegetarian.

Minister of the Ministry of Industry: Yes, and everyone knows that Lao Chen has mysophobia.

Li Ziyun: Finally there is a normal official.

Li Zihan: Brother, I think you are thankful too early.

[She is so obsessive that she doesn't even want to take care of her own clothes, so every day when she goes back from her official duties, she has to stay up late to sew and wash her own clothes, shower and change clothes, and wash every strand of her hair. 】

[This eye is so near-sighted. 】

Li Zihan: Surprised! This is the reason why the Minister of Official Affairs works so hard and sleeps so hard at night.