[He likes to use the water used to wash clothes with Huaxu, and then uses it to wash his own clothes. 】
Yun: Why do you suddenly feel that Hua Xu is also quite miserable?
Play it lighter next time?
[Wow, this man is a real pervert. He actually bought clothes that Hua Xu didn't want from the maid. After he bought those clothes back, he had to wear them close to his body when sleeping. 】
[But Hua Xu was 1.6 meters tall and he was 1.86 meters tall. His clothes fell apart immediately after he put them on, especially his pants. Then he simply cut off his pants. 】
[So if this person was assassinated at night, his pants would definitely be blown off by the wind when he got up and ran away. 】
Yunshi: Ah, it’s so annoying.
Go back and ask people to find out which family this person is from.
[Hey...he is still wearing Hua Xu's bellyband. 】
Yunshi: Exploded.
[He also worked hard at sewing and cutting cloth, and sewed up some of Huaxu's bellybands to make a pair of tight-fitting underwear. Because he didn't have enough cutting skills, the made underwear wore a crotch that was scratched when he walked. 】
[For this reason, he feels that he is a genius, because every time his underwear is touched, he will squirt. 】
It took Yunshi a while to understand what underwear was.
After understanding, just look away and stop looking at that shoehorned face.
Husband, please help me, I feel like my eyes, soul and brain have been greatly damaged.
What kind of perversion is this!
[This man could obviously become the founder of underwear for a generation and make a lot of money by becoming the king of underwear, but he chose to go down such a crooked path. 】
[His behavior will eventually be discovered by Hua Xu, and then he will be skinned and cramped by Hua Xu, and will be cut into pieces by the Eighth Prince. 】
[The Eighth Prince also cooked the meat cut off from his body and gave it to the maid. 】
[The maid's hand was also mashed to pieces by Hua Xu with an iron pestle, and the mashed hand was also given a shoehorn to eat. 】
Yunshi took a breath: Hiss~~~
She should hit Hua Xu harder in the future!
Kindness to the enemy is cruelty to oneself.
[Wow, this brother Zhuizi is so perverted! 】
Yunshi: What on earth is this method of not giving up too much?
curious.
[There is a secret room in his home, and there are many paintings of thorny men hanging in the secret room. 】
[Some people pee standing up. 】
[Some people are pouting with PP. 】
[Some are drunk and reclining. 】
[In short, there are various angles, which can be said to be a 360-degree view of his father's body. 】
Yunshi: Pfft...
What?
What did she hear?
The son built a secret room, and there were pictures of his father hanging in the secret room! ! !
What kind of perverts are these people who listen to Hua Xu's deception?
Huaxu must have opened a perverted concentration camp!
[He has loved bathing with his father since he was a child. One time, the two of them went to a hot spring together. While running, his father suddenly felt the need to urinate, so he invited him to join him and competed with him to see who could win. Launch far. 】
[The result was naturally no surprise. His father won. From then on, he surrendered to his father's heroic appearance and admired his father very much. 】
[As he grew older, he once dreamed of his father and had some indescribable psychological activities, so he created this secret room, and then painted many paintings about his father and hung them in it. . 】
[The paintings in his secret room are all realistic paintings, not his imagination. 】
Yunshi, who was eating melon and her little heart was beating wildly: Wait, wait, dear baby, please listen first.
My mother hasn’t reacted yet!
Since it is realistic, how did that thing about lying drunk and reclining come about?
Could it be...
Could it be...
Is that what she thought?
[Not long after his dream, his father was drunk once, and he went to pick someone up. Seeing that his father was completely confused, he helped his father back to his room, and then... that was it. 】
Yun: Shocked my whole family.
This is really unheard of.
[His father actually woke up when he realized that he was in the wrong position, but...he didn't stop. 】
[Later one time, the father and son went to a hot spring together. Zizilian said that he wanted to rub his father's back. His father agreed. He rubbed from the back to the front. 】
[For a moment, the sky thundered and the earth caught fire, ahem...not suitable for children. 】
[Since then, the two have reached a tacit understanding. Every time this man takes a bath, he is having a fierce battle with his father. 】
[The latter two probably felt that the previous methods were not exciting enough, so they developed a new method, which was to take a bath with an awl. 】
Yunshi: My imagination limits my performance.
It’s hard to ask my daughter to be more specific.
Why!
It’s not easy to be a woman from a good family, and eating melons doesn’t even look like a picture.
[When Zizilian reached the age where he wanted to marry, her mother had been helping him look for other people, but he hated women very much, so he didn't want to get married. After he explained his feelings to his father, his father didn't want to wrong his precious son, so he Let him lie to his mother that he is inhumane. 】
[But his father didn’t want his precious son to have a child, so he sent Zi Lian’s mother to her room after she fainted. 】
[Nowadays, people in the court are praising the awl-faced father for being so strong, but in fact the lady is pregnant with her own son's child. 】
Yunshi: I declare that today’s melon is the most mind-exploding melon I have ever eaten.
No one can surpass him in the future.
I just pity the lady.
[Hey, this is nothing. Neither Awl Face nor Awl Face’s father knew about it. Awl Face’s mother had actually discovered the illicit relationship between the father and son a long time ago. But the one who did such a thing was her Weitian's husband was her precious son, and she was unwilling to hurt any of them, so she could only pretend not to know. 】
[When the father of Awl-face gave the mother of Awl-face the medicine, she did not actually drink the medicine. After she was sent to Awl-face by the father of Awl-face, all the resentment in her heart mysteriously subsided. 】
[Awl face is not a one-time success, it is a result of laboring several times. The mother of awl face is sober every time, and even calmly confused awl face. 】
[The awl-faced man who originally hated women no longer hates women anymore. 】
Yunshi: Sure enough, it was too early for me to sympathize. I will never sympathize with anyone until I hear the last of Gua.
[Awl-face pretended to like Hua Xu along with these people because he heard someone talking behind his back about whether there was something wrong with him, so he never got married. 】
[Following these people will dispel the doubts of those who talk about him. 】
Yun: Then why did he stand up and howl?
[He just stood up and howled because he was only slightly less knowledgeable than his brother, and his brother blocked his way. 】
Yunshi: Damn, with such a distorted outlook on life, why would you enter the court?
For such a family, just do the trivial matters at home, and don't come out to harm others.
When you get back, you have to ask someone to find out the origin of that awl-faced person, and ask everyone at home to stay away from them.
