Sixty-seven, surprise! The Queen Mother did not wash her hands when she pooped!

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The Queen Mother's strangeness made the Eighth Prince feel that something was wrong. How could the Queen Mother be frightened by such a clumsy pretense?

If the matter had nothing to do with her, the Queen Mother would naturally not be frightened. However, the Queen Mother could not bear to think that she was not upright, and people who were not upright always liked to blame everything on themselves.

As soon as the first generation came in, they were naturally very panicked.

The Eighth Prince shouted: "Mother, don't be deceived, this is a prank!"

"Come here, drag this daring man down for me!"

Li Chu shouted: "Qingniao, protect my second brother!"

The blue bird flapped away the people who were coming to drag Li Zihan away, making Hua Xu so angry that he almost vomited blood.

This was originally hers, but it was robbed by the bandit Li Chu.

The emperor also stopped the guards: "Stop it, I have the final say in this palace, or who has the final say."

Everyone around him knelt down to apologize. This was a serious matter.

Even the Eighth Prince said anxiously: "Brother, I don't mean this,"

Seeing that her good son was being yelled at, the Queen Mother ignored the panic in her heart and said, "Your Majesty, we are all a family, why are you so careless?"

"You were never like this before. You and your brother are brothers and sisters. Why do you see your brother less and less now?"

She covered her face and cried: "If you are so intolerant of Ai Jia and your brother, just drive us all away!"

"After I drive you away, you can be your only one in the capital."

Li Chu: [This is really funny. It sounds like the emperor has no descendants and is still alone. 】

emperor:"……"

[When I want to take advantage of you, we are all a family. If the little emperor asks the mother and son for something at this time, they can make up a short composition to refuse in a minute. 】

The emperor wanted to give it a try: "What the queen said makes sense, we are indeed a family."

"I heard that my eighth brother has recently acquired a lot of unheard of and unseen things. Why don't you give them all to me?"

The expression on the Eighth Prince's face froze, and he said: "My brother is willing to give all those things to the emperor. The emperor has always treated me very well, but those things are defective, so I want to wait. After I get the perfect one, I will give it to the emperor."

"Brother, as the king of a country, how can you use defective products?"

Li Chu: [Those things are in good condition and don’t have any flaws. 】

Emperor: Although I already know that my eighth brother will turn against me because of Hua Xu, and even want to kill me, haven't I stopped trying to steal a woman from him?

The emperor's heart felt so cold at this moment.

[The little emperor is so honest. He won't continue to ask for anything even if he doesn't use essays to evade it. No wonder the mother and son never share any good things with him, and they always come to him to cry about their poverty. 】

[The Emperor often rewards the Eighth Prince and the Queen Mother, but little does he know that the Queen Mother and the Eighth Prince's private treasury are richer than his own. 】

Emperor: My heart aches even more.

[If it were me, I'd never seen my brother's things with my own eyes, so I wouldn't be able to chase after them. But the glass Hua Xu gave to the Queen Mother is still on the table, so I'll give her the glass to take away. 】

[Although this is not a valuable thing in later generations, it is still very valuable in this era. 】

Emperor: What Princess Protector said makes sense.

Moreover, Princess Protector is so powerful that she can actually see things in future generations. She really has the power of foresight.

The emperor looked at the glass with his little eyes: "Since the ones in Eighth Brother's place are all defective products, I don't want them now. I'll wait for you to come and honor me after you get something better."

"But... I like this glass that my mother has here very much. I wonder if my mother is willing to part with it?"

Queen Mother:! ! !

Could it be that the emperor was also possessed by a ghost?

Look what he is saying?

How can a son ask his mother for something?

When she was thinking this, she completely ignored the fact that the Eighth Prince asked a lot of things from her.

The emperor forced out an aggrieved expression: "Why, is the queen mother reluctant to give up her love?"

"Didn't the Queen say that we are all one family and cannot speak the same language?"

"Didn't the Queen say that you love me the most?"

Li Chu: [yue~~~~]

[I never expected that the little emperor would be so greasy! 】

[It’s fine that I was tortured by the Oil King in the past, but now I can still be harmed by the Oil King! 】

[Oh my God... do you have some degreaser for me? 】

Emperor: Princess, I did this according to your idea. I did it, but you disliked it, which is somewhat unkind.

Li Ziyun looked numb: Broken!

All respect for the emperor was shattered.

The kind of pieces that cannot be restored.

In the past, he felt that the emperor was unattainable, but now...hehe...

My sister is right!

The Queen Mother was also disgusted by the Emperor, and reluctantly waved her hand and said: "Here you go, give it to you."

The emperor was definitely stimulated. Did he believe what Li Zihan just said?

She straightened her expression and looked at Li Chu: "Since Princess Protector is a princess, why not live in the palace, study with the other princesses, come to the Ai family every day, and have breakfast with the Ai family?" meal?"

When you move into the palace, the Ai family will turn your auspiciousness into a quail and let you bully the Ai family's son!

The emperor felt that the Queen Mother's proposal was acceptable, so he looked at Li Chu.

Li Chu: [Bah, who wants to have breakfast with you? 】

[It’s miserable to be the son or daughter of a little emperor, but it’s really miserable to be the granddaughter of an old witch like you. 】

[Smelly old woman, every day before dawn, the queen and several other concubines who were favored by the little emperor would wait outside her door with all the princesses for her to get up. 】

[She slept snoring until she woke up naturally. At dawn, the people waiting for her were so hungry that their stomachs growled. It was hot in the summer and cold in the winter. After she got up, they had to wait for her to change clothes, wash and make up, and finally wait for her to urinate. Only after pooping and peeing can the princesses eat. 】

[The queen and the favored concubines were even worse off. They had to wait for her to finish the meal so that the queen and the others could pick up some leftovers to eat. 】

[This is not disgusting enough. The most disgusting thing is that this stinky old woman did not wash her hands after pooping and urinating. When the princess and the concubines were dining, in order to show that she was loving, she used her hands to bring them eggs and snacks. . 】

The Emperor, who had breakfast with the Queen Mother: vomit~~~

He ran to a tree and threw up while holding on to the tree.

Li Zihan: Surprised! The Queen Mother poops without washing her hands!

Li Ziyun looked at the emperor with great sympathy, and then at the two princesses. It was so miserable. Who would have thought that the Queen Mother, who is known as the most noble woman in the world, would be so careless!

The women who pour night fragrance in their house all wear gloves. It is said that every time they finish their work, they have to wash their hands ten times before taking a bath and changing clothes again.