Chapter 1: Don’t panic if you become cannon fodder

Style: Historical Author: Si alreadyWords: 2283Update Time: 24/01/11 17:21:05
Li Chu watched his physical body dissipate. The process was extremely painful, and then he was sucked away by a huge force.

When he opened his eyes again, he saw a scene similar to that of a thousand years ago.

As the ancestor of Xuanmen, she was exactly two thousand years old when she died. If not for the pollution of her spiritual energy, she should have become an immortal long ago.

She took a big breath of clean and fresh air and couldn't help shouting: "It's cool~~~"

As soon as this sound came out, I was shocked. Why did it sound like a little girl's voice?

I looked down and saw that it was the baby's hand.

The feet are also those of a little baby.

She wanted to get out of bed, but her chubby body couldn't reach the ground.

Just when she was in distress, a beautiful young man opened the door and came in excitedly: "Sister, you finally woke up."

The beautiful young man took the person into his arms and said, "Brother shouldn't just talk to Xu'er and ignore you."

Xuer?

Why does this name seem familiar?

"What's your name?" she asked with some difficulty in the handsome boy's arms.

"Li Ziyan!"

Yeah, she said, it sounded familiar.

Wasn't this the person in a cool novel she read before she died, who outscored the heroine's many lickers and won the title of the stupidest licker?

That Xu'er is the heroine.

Today, she is so stupid

The death date of the mentally retarded brother.

It was also the beginning of this family's tragedy.

[One person fell in love with a brain, and the whole family died. How could this guy become my brother? 】

Li Ziyan looked at his sister who didn't move her mouth at all. How could he hear his sister's voice?

Ah this...

Could it be that my sister's brain was not damaged, but his brain was damaged?

He must be out of his mind, otherwise why would his sister dislike him so much!

[You are going to commit suicide for the goddess later. After you died, your goddess ransacked our house, captured my father, cut him into pieces, and poisoned my mother to death. 】

Li Ziyan:! ! !

Xu'er is so kind, how could she do such a thing?

[But these are not the worst things. The worst thing is that your body was hung up at the city gate by your goddess and her lover, who said they would expose the body for seven days as a warning to others. 】

[The second brother and the third brother went to get your body back. The second brother was beaten and disabled, and the third brother was captured and given to a pervert as a concubine. 】

Li Ziyan: (ΩДΩ)! ! !

He can still convince himself that he is hallucinating after one or two sentences, but it is difficult for him to numb himself after three or four sentences.

Especially the way his sister looked at him was like looking at a smelly spiral thing.

Li Ziyan was sure that he heard what his sister was saying.

He suppressed the shock and confusion in his heart and said calmly: "My dear sister, do you like Sister Xu'er?"

Li Chu did not express her position. She knew that creatures like the love brain are very good at self-defeating. They would not listen to what others said and would jump up to argue with you.

Don't be afraid of fools, be afraid of self-deception.

She patted Li Ziyan's hand and reluctantly called out with difficulty: "Brother."

"If you want to go out, call your parents back before you go out."

[When my parents come back, our family will quickly pack up our belongings and run away. We can’t let love get in the way. 】

Li Ziyan: "..." Old girl, you don't care about the life or death of your brother or me at all!

It’s a shame that I love you so much.

He called the boy next to him to come in: "Go and tell Miss Hua, and I won't go there."

His feelings for Hua Xu are real and he believes in her character, but he will not gamble with the lives of his whole family.

Li Chu looked at him doubtfully [Ah, aren't you going to die? 】

Li Ziyan's eyebrows jumped suddenly.

Forget it, forget it, this is my sister, dear.

He pinched Li Chu's fleshy cheeks: "Does your head still hurt?"

Today, my father went out to discuss business, my mother went to take care of my sick grandmother, and my two brothers had to go to college, so the responsibility of taking care of my sister naturally fell on him.

He took Li Chu to the poetry club together.

Although the Li family was an imperial merchant, their business status was low.

He was quite gifted in reading, and his whole family pointed to his ability to become an official and change his family.

The Poetry Club was a good place to accumulate connections and make friends with young men from literati families. In the beginning, he was not qualified to come to such a place.

Xing'er met Hua Xu by chance. Hua Xu appreciated his talent and led him into the circle.

While he was talking to Hua Xu, Li Chu fell down the stairs.

When he saw Li Chu, who was unconscious after falling, he was frightened out of his wits. He hugged her and ran home, and ordered someone to call a doctor.

Li Chu shook his head: "It doesn't hurt anymore, but I'm a little hungry."

She's not really hungry now, it's just that she hasn't eaten clean food for a long time. She's so greedy!

Before she died, in order to save food, she had not eaten for more than a year, relying solely on her cultivation to hold on.

Li Ziyan quickly asked someone to bring her food.

Then he saw his sister, who usually eats about as much as a cat, eating more than a dozen dishes.

He looked at Li Chu with a shocked look on his face, and was thinking about whether to ask a doctor to come and take a look at her again, when the servants came to tell him that Qin Yue was here.

Li Chu, who had eaten and drank enough and wanted to sleep on the roof, opened his eyes wide when he heard this.

[He's coming, he's coming, with his forty-five-yard deadly feet. 】

[After my love-minded brother died, in order to please the goddess, he kicked me to death while I was fighting for a bun with a dog. 】

Kicked to death?

Fighting for buns with dogs!

When Li Ziyan heard this, he felt filled with anger. When he saw Qin Yue, he immediately kicked him to the ground.

Qin Yue held his chest and looked at him with an angry face: "Li Ziyan, why are you crazy!"

Li Ziyan also realized that he had just been impulsive. He didn't know whether what his sister said was true.

He was about to help Qin Yue up when he heard Li Chu shouting in his heart: "Oh, my brother's kick just now was so cool." 】

[Just because of his kick, I will dislike him less in the future. 】

Li Ziyan retracted his steps and stood calmly like a tree facing the wind. He looked at Qin Yue and said, "I was practicing my legs just now. I didn't expect Brother Qin to bump into me suddenly."

"Brother Qin is looking for me, what do you mean?"

Li Chu sat on the threshold and looked at Qin Yue.

She could call this man the ultimate licking dog. For the sake of the heroine, he wanted to persuade his good brother who grew up together to commit suicide for love. In the end, he committed suicide just to be able to enter the palace and accompany the heroine day and night. around.

I don’t know how many people were killed for the heroine.

Qin Yue felt that something was wrong with Li Ziyan, but now was not the time to delve into it. He stood up, clutching his chest and said angrily: "Brother Li, you clearly promised to expose Mr. Ge's corruption and bribery, why didn't you go?" !”

Li Chu opened her big round eyes and looked up at her brother. "What's the revelation? It's this love brain that framed a good official." 】

[Master Ge was also really unlucky. Because he liked his brother's knowledge, he gave him a special exam spot. Unable to resist his father's enthusiasm, he accepted an expensive inkstone, but was stabbed in the back by this thing, and ended up being whipped to death. 】