"Hehe, those who eat melons eat the soul of melons, and those who eat melons are the masters of human beings!"
The little ginseng spirit Luo Ranran jumped up and down happily and came to the Supreme Lord, shaking the small red fruit on its head.
"Master, a big melon appeared in the heaven today. It can be said to shock all the people in the heaven. Moreover, it is related to the Lotus Brocade Immortal Lord. Do you want to hear it?"
The milky voice was full of surprises and was full of the provocative intonation that a melon eater should possess.
Taishang Laojun rubbed his furrowed eyebrows and looked down at Luo Ranran with a rather helpless tone.
"Ran Ran, the Lotus Brocade Immortal is supreme in strength. Even the Jade Emperor has to be courteous to him. It's his business, and it's not something you and other melon-eating people can eat at will!"
The little ginseng spirit pouted immediately, with two ginseng whiskers thrust into her waist delicately, tilting her little head and staring at the Supreme Lord.
"Master, in one sentence, just tell me whether you want to eat the melons of the Lotus Brocade Immortal Lord?"
Taishang Laojun: ...(•́ω•̀ ٥)
"Uh... I want to eat!"
Luo Ranran looked as if this was the case, and then shook the red fruit on her head with a smile.
"Master, both of us, master and disciple, are melon eaters. We not only like to eat melons, but also like to eat the rinds. We mainly eat them thoroughly."
Taishang Laojun blushed: ...My little disciple, what are you talking about?
Luo Ranran: "So, Master, don't always pretend to be cool in front of Ranran in the future. Ranran knows exactly what you are thinking. Hehe, don't forget, Ranran has a melon-eating artifact - Guagua system.”
When System Guagua was named, he immediately raised his legs and shouted slogans.
【Ranran is great! Ranran is fierce! Ranran eats melons and is a master! Guagua is crazy about Ranran! Crazy for Ranran! Hitting a big wall for Ranran! 】
Luo Ranran was carrying a ginseng beard on her back, standing with her hands behind her hands like a master from outside the world, and nodded her little head reservedly.
"Guagua, the colorful world is charming, don't show off your face if you don't have the strength!"
Guagua agreed, [Okay, Ranran. 】
Taishang Laojun:......(⇀‸↼‶)
Calm and low-key?
He didn't notice it at all!
"Ahem, Ranran, I'm busy with my duties as a teacher and time is tight. You, hurry up and share the big melon you got today."
The meaning is clear, he can't wait to eat melon.
Luo Ranran understood, spread her hands and shrugged, "Master, it's strange to say that my disciple has lived in heaven for five hundred years and has never eaten the melons of the Lotus Brocade Immortal Lord. Hehe, only this time he has. "
Taishang Laojun was filled with emotions.
Why isn't he?
I think that the Lotus Brocade Immortal Lord was born with destiny and possessed the spirit of immortality. At only two thousand years old, his cultivation level broke through to the realm of gods and he became the person with the highest cultivation level in the entire heaven.
As long as he wants, he can take the position of the Jade Emperor at any time.
Fortunately, the Lotus Brocade Immortal Lord is cold and aloof, and does not like the desire for power. He only focuses on the Tao and has no distractions. He walks alone.
Therefore, a power struggle was avoided in the heaven. Although the Jade Emperor and the immortals were afraid of him, they admired him more.
Mu Qiang, no one can escape this law, whether in heaven or on earth.
Including him!
Thinking of this, Taishang Laojun's eyes flickered, stroking his white beard to urge Luo Ranran.
"Ran Ran, stop being so pretentious, keep talking, don't stop!"
The melon related to the Lotus Brocade Immortal Lord is a rare thing that comes only once in a thousand years. It is hard to come by. How could he miss it?
As a melon-eating person, Luo Ranran knew best the cat-like psychology of melon-eating people, and she immediately told her bluntly.
"Master, Immortal Lotus Brocade has gone down to earth to undergo calamity."
"What?" Taishang Laojun was shocked, "He is so good, why did he go to the mortal world to experience calamity?"
Could it be that he wanted the sow to climb the tree and the iron tree to bloom?
Luo Ranran smiled mysteriously, "Master, I heard from the fairy sisters that the Lotus Brocade Immortal Lord is empty, lonely and cold. This time he went down to earth to find someone who could relieve his loneliness."
As soon as the words changed, Luo Ranran was very puzzled, "Master, what is emptiness, loneliness and coldness?"
Taishang Laojun's mouth twitched and his head spun rapidly.
The next second, he stretched out his hand and squeezed the white and fat body of the little ginseng essence, smiling especially lovingly.
"Ran Ran, dear, you are still a child. When you grow up, you will know what it means to be empty, lonely and cold."
Luo Ranran pouted, "But, but I'm already five hundred years old."
How is she smaller?
Taishang Laojun's eyes flashed slightly, and he quickly took out a mustard space and handed it to Luo Ranran, "Ranran, there is a gift from my master in the space. You should take good care of it and don't lose it."
Luo Ranran tilted her head, Ginseng's face was filled with clear stupidity, "Master, why did you suddenly give Ranran a gift?"
⊙ω⊙! ! !
I don’t understand, I always feel like something is weird, but I think there’s nothing wrong with it!
Taishang Laojun laughed and said in a gentle and kind tone, "Ranran, do you want to cultivate into a human form?"
Luo Ranran's eyes lit up, "I think, Ranran has always dreamed of cultivating the human form. Master, do you have a way to help Ranran cultivate the human form?"
Taishang Laojun nodded and smiled meaningfully, "Yes, but this method requires you to endure some hardships, are you willing?"
"Zun Du Fake Du?"
"Zundu!"
"I am willing, Ranran is willing!"
"boom!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Luo Ranran was kicked painfully (quickly) by Taishang Laojun to the mortal world. Her ginseng face was filled with disbelief!
In the void, the instructions from Taishang Laojun came.
"Ran Ran, enjoy your life in this world and remember not to do any evil and do all your good deeds! When you come back from this world, all your wishes will come true!"
Luo Ranran cried and cursed when she was unconscious: "That old man is very evil!"
Taishang Laojun:...
Disciple, I just want my ears to be clean. You have been making noise for five hundred years. I have had enough.
Be good, go fuck other people!
Plus, your marriage line appears!
——
Apocalypse Kingdom.
Imperial City, Princess Qingyang Mansion.
"Your Highness, the Prince Consort knows that you like to eat citrus, so he specially ordered someone to go to the south to buy a cart of citrus. No, as soon as the citrus arrived, he immediately ordered the slave to carefully select a basket of the largest and sweetest citrus for you to taste."
Princess Qingyang is wearing a light blue brocade dress, her silk hair is like ink, her skin is as good as snow, she is quiet and elegant.
At this time, he was sitting lazily on the recliner, reading a book in one hand, and stroking his bulging belly from time to time with the other hand.
Her beautiful eyes glanced at the tangerines in the frame, and she replied lightly, "Well, put it on the table!"
Grandma Li hurriedly arched her waist and put the basket of oranges on the table with a smile.
"Your Highness, the Prince Consort has said that if you think these tangerines are not delicious, he will immediately ask someone to buy them again."
Princess Qingyang's expression was indifferent, neither sad nor happy, "Retreat! I am exhausted!"
"Yes, Your Highness Princess!"
Aunt Li had a smile on her face, but she was so jealous that she wanted to scold Princess Qingyang.
Huh, what's so great about it? She's just a princess. What's the use of being so arrogant? Not a short-lived ghost.
Soon, the young master said that within a month, this woman will be killed, and she will be a great hero by then.
Thinking about it, the young master will definitely feel sorry for her because of her hard work and achievements.
Hehe, there will definitely be a battle of three hundred rounds.
After Grandma Li left, Princess Qingyang's confidant Grandma Rong quickly closed the door to block out the cold air outside.
It's the twelfth lunar month of winter now. It's snowy outside and wrapped in silver. We can't let our princess get cold.
Fortunately, there is floor heating in the house.
Aunt Rong looked at the tangerines in the basket and grinned: "Your Highness, the Prince Consort is very interested. These tangerines are big and red. You can see that they were bought with great effort."
Princess Qingyang smiled lightly and said, "Well, I happen to be thirsty. Aunty, you can peel off any one you want and give it to me, and you and Mei Lan will share the rest."
Plum orchid, hibiscus, peony, magnolia, Grandma Rong.
These five people are Princess Qingyang's confidants, loyal to her, and the people she trusts the most.
Now these five people are in the house. Except for Nanny Rong, the other four confidant maids are sewing clothes for the baby.
[Don’t eat it, citrus is poisonous! 】
At this moment, an anxious and soft milky voice reached Princess Qingyang's ears clearly.
