Tu Gen scratched his head, feeling something was wrong.
"Captain Baili, how are you so good at living today?"
Baili Bing rolled her eyes weakly.
"Fart! What day will come when I won't live my life?"
Baili Bing suddenly found the mobile phone in Tu Gen's hand.
"Holy crap! Is this the phone that costs more than RMB 10,000?"
"Oh, it's last year's model. It's now 10,000 yuan. I just bought it."
The flesh on Baili Bing's face beat painfully.
"Ten thousand yuan...what a prodigal! How many meat buns and eggs do you need to buy? How many marijuana flowers..."
Tugen said: "Officer Baili, are you busy now? If not, I'll go to your house to check out the house."
Baili Bing said: "Just give me the money. It doesn't matter whether you see the house or not. Besides, you have already seen it and lived in my place. Do you still need to see it?"
"You have to read it! Do you have to hold the things I picked up on the ground and look at them? Besides, I also have to read the contract between you and the landlord."
Baili Bing curled her lips. Her contract was to pay monthly.
Baili Bing wants to get the money now and buy meat buns for herself first. She now swears that she can eat ten meat buns.
With no more pennies in her pocket, Baili Bing fully realized what it meant to kill a beautiful woman with just one penny, and also realized that her mother had told her that money should be spent wisely and things should be planned.
"Let's take a taxi back." Tugen suggested.
Baili Bing sniffed.
"Fine."
The two took a taxi and when they were walking back, Baili Bing looked out the window.
Looking at the shop outside the window, he muttered: "Special offer on roast duck, nineteen nine yuan a piece..."
Then he muttered: "Buffet, 15 yuan per person, you can eat any of the thirty dishes..."
Baili Bing cooed, making sucking sounds from his mouth.
Tu Gen looked back at her from the passenger seat.
"Officer Baili, do you have a toothache?"
Baili Bing was hungry and anxious.
Hearing this, he got angry and wanted to beat him, but he was afraid of wasting his energy.
Pointing to the roots.
"You damn...be careful while I fix you."
Tugen chuckled.
From the rear mirror, I saw Baili Bing staring at the restaurants and barbecue stalls on both sides of the road, and then began to grind his teeth up and down.
He heard Baili Bing's stomach growling again.
Tugen already understood something.
But Tugen is also surprised, this guy's family is very powerful, how did he get to this point? And with her current status, the Deputy Captain of the Crime Division of the Black City Bureau has great power. As long as she opens her mouth and uses her brain, she can't be so miserable, right?
This should be the worst deputy captain in history.
When they arrived at Baili Bing's house, Tu Gen entered the house. As expected, the house was in a mess again.
Tugen asked: "Captain Baili, what's the phone number of the homeowner?"
"Ah, let me show you the rental contract..."
Baili Bing pointed to the closet, Tugen opened it, and found a rental contract among the messy torn socks.
Baili Bing lay directly on the bed, lying down like this to save food.
At this moment, Baili Bing envied Wu Turtle the most. He was born with a suite and died with a grave.
While alive, one can remain motionless and still live a hundred years. The slogan of longevity is: Life lies in stillness.
Tugen fiddled with his mobile phone for a while.
Ding dong! A sound.
Baili Bing raised his head and asked.
"what sound?"
"Oh, I added the landlord's WeChat account and the money was transferred."
"What? You turned it around? You didn't give it to me?"
"Hey, what can I do for you? Moreover, the money I paid for sex for half a year at a time is two thousand four hundred yuan. Officer Baili, if you have leniency in your hands now, please transfer one thousand two hundred yuan to me..."
"ah?"
Baili Bing was so angry that he vomited blood.
Originally, he wanted to rent half of the house to Tugen and get some money to eat steamed buns. Unexpectedly, Tugen gave the money directly to the landlord. He didn't make any profit and even lost one thousand and two thousand dollars.
"Creak, creak, creak..."
Baili Bing gritted his teeth.
"No! I've paid you a salary!"
Tugen nodded.
"Okay, I'll give it to you anytime, Officer Baili. I'll go out and get a key..."
"roll……"
Baili Bing shouted angrily, and then lay down on the bed again, like an old hen nesting in its nest.
Tu Gen walked around outside and got a key.
After a while, Baili Bing heard the door ring.
Tugen pushed the door open.
"Officer Baili, can you help me? I bought a bed, please help me lift it."
Baili Bing's front cavity was so hungry that his back cavity was so hungry that he couldn't find the strength to lift the bed for him?
"roll……"
Baili Bing shouted again and suddenly smelled a scent.
Baili Bing raised his head and saw Tu Gen coming in carrying a folding bed and a desk.
Holding a roast chicken in his hand.
Tugen sighed.
"I originally wanted to eat some roast chicken and some steamed buns with Officer Baili, but now I see that Officer Baili's face is red and full of energy. Apparently he has just eaten, so I went out to eat."
Baili Bing couldn't help but whisper to Tu Gen who was about to go out: "Come back."
"Leave me the chicken."
Tugen walked back with a smile and handed the roast chicken to Baili Bing.
Go up to Baili Bing and take a big bite.
Half of it bit the chicken, and half of it bit my hand.
"Oh...ah..."
Tugen sighed: "Sister Bingbing, this chicken belongs to you. I was teasing you just now. I've paid the rent, but you just need to write me an IOU. After all, my money didn't come from the strong wind... …”
Baili Bing took a few bites of the chicken, took off her shoes, and kicked the roots to the ground.
Tu Gen began to play with his folding bed.
"Sister Bingbing, your house is too small. It only has one bedroom. Where can I put my bed?"
"Oh, let me live."
"No, then shouldn't we live together?"
Baili Bing ate happily, and then he thought, no matter if they were in the same room, Tu Gen wouldn't dare do anything to her. He could still make a living if he had nothing to do. If Tu Gen bought some snacks, fruits, etc., it would be like buying them for himself. What?
"Tugen, please put the bed next to me. We can talk at night if we have nothing to do, and we won't be lonely. How about we put a curtain in the middle?"
Tugen was right. It was boring late at night, and he couldn't sleep. He could still chat with this idiot.
The main parents are good-looking and feel refreshed after just a few glances.
As for other things that couldn't happen, I was a principled person and couldn't mess around, and Baili Bing was a lady, so she wouldn't be interested in him.
"Okay, then I'll put the bed next to you."
Tugen’s folding bed is actually made of wood.
When the package was opened, it was all made of plywood, with screwdrivers and screws inside. Baili Bing helped while eating the chicken. Under Baili Bing's guidance, everything was installed backwards. Tu Gen had to dismantle it all and push Baili Bing out. Start eating native chicken and install your own bed.
"Gah!" Baili Bing choked.
Tu Gen hurriedly put down what he was doing.
He picked up Baili Bing and bumped him forward. After more than twenty times of bumping, the chicken finally came out of his throat.
"Cough cough cough..."
Baili Bing was angry and shy.
"Tugen! What the hell did you just..."
Tugen wiped his sweat: "You're welcome, Sister Bingbing, please eat slowly. Fortunately, I just saved you using the Hamlet method."
Baili Bing sighed: "What method? Hamlet? That's called the Heimlich method, right? I learned it in the police academy."
Baili Bing felt that Tu Gen had taken advantage of him.
"Tugen, no girl will like you for someone like you. Why don't you buy me chickens, buy steamed buns, and buy me some hard-boiled eggs? Do you really want to choke me to death? You Won’t you buy me a bottle of water?”
"Oh, I forgot, I'll buy you water right now."
Tugen ran out to buy water.
Baili Bing looked at the bed made of soil. It was already installed, with cushions on top and springs on the bottom.
Baili Bing sat on it, and the bed trembled, not to mention how comfortable it was.
Look at your broken bed again...
When Tugen came back with a bottle of water, Baili Bing smiled and said, "Tugen, let's change beds?"
