Chapter 252 The four great knights in Jiangnan are idiots about tea tasting

Style: Fantasy Author: Jin ZichenWords: 2204Update Time: 24/01/11 06:52:18
Xie Xiaofeng was silent for a long time, and nodded in the expectant eyes of Xiaowawa and Lao Miaozi.

"Be a bit knowledgeable. If Xiao Miao wants to become a Xuanyi Guard, he needs to practice martial arts. If you are willing to endure hardship, I will teach you!"

Amidst the happy shouts of the little baby, Xie Xiaofeng looked up at the sky and felt that the haze in the sky seemed to have dissipated.

At this moment, what Song Xuan had just said rang in his mind.

'It is Xuan Yiwei's duty to maintain social stability and create a stable living environment for ordinary people. '

'As a dedicated dung picker, Aji enjoys the treatment of ordinary people who are not infringed by the gangsters.

If in the future you encounter a martial artist who is domineering over ordinary people, and you don't want to reveal your identity and break your secluded life, you can report the case to the local Xuanyi Wei Yamen in time.

Things that the Sword God can't take care of, I, the Xuanyi Guard, will take care of! '

Xie Xiaofeng took a deep breath. If it was such a Xuan Yiwei, it wouldn't be a bad idea for Xiaomiao to join him in the future!

.....

When I returned to Qianhusuo Yamen in Hangzhou, it was already early morning on the second day.

As soon as she came back, Song Qian came over and asked mysteriously: "Brother, did you spend the night outside last night?"

Song Xuan nodded, "Well, let's go out for a walk."

Song Qian sniffed him and frowned, "The smell is a bit strange, but it doesn't look like you are out looking for women."

Song Xuan was too lazy to pay attention to her and couldn't help but smile when he saw Ye Gucheng sitting in the yard drinking tea with Lu Xiaofeng.

Who is more powerful, Ye Gucheng or Sword God Xie Xiaofeng? He has never fought between the two, so it is difficult for him to judge.

But what is certain is that Xie Xiaofeng is now in a period of mental tempering. If he takes action now, Ye Gucheng has a greater chance of winning.

Xie Xiaofeng's martial arts qualifications were so good that he was already famous in the world when he was twelve years old. He killed the most famous swordsmen in the world as soon as he debuted.

After that, he fought all the way to gain the title of Sword God. Now he is only thirty-two years old, but he already has thoughts of going into seclusion.

To put it simply, he grew up too fast. He was at his peak as soon as he debuted, and his strength improved much faster than his mental state. Therefore, in the end, his mental state could not keep up, making his life full of confusion.

Now he is at the stage of comprehending life and reshaping his state of mind.

After taking this step, there is hope that the door to the Grand Master will open in the future.

Seeing Song Xuan's arrival, Lu Xiaofeng and others stood up and said with a smile, "I heard that your Excellency went out yesterday, but the trouble has been solved?"

"It's not much of a problem."

Song Xuan waved his hand and motioned for several people to sit down. He also sat next to Ye Gucheng and briefly told the story about the big boss.

Lu Xiaofeng laughed after hearing this, "This person also has a brain problem. He probably used borrowed knives to kill people too many times, and the borrowed knives were used on our Xuanyi Guards.

Purely an idiot! "

Song Xuan added, "We call other people stupid all day long. Brother Lu, you are well-informed, but do you know where this word comes from?"

"Well, I really know this!"

Lu Xiaofeng laughed softly and said: "This word spread from our Mingzhou, I can't tell exactly when, it should be hundreds of years ago.

It seemed to be coming from a brothel.

To put it simply, on this day, there was a girl in the brothel who received a customer. The customer was tall and tall, with a huge body between her legs. People gave her the nickname "Bull to Death". "

Lu Xiaofeng blinked, with an expression that you all know.

"Anyway, after a night of hard work, the girl couldn't close her legs the next day. She was too tired and in pain to walk. She almost didn't survive.

The old madam in the brothel felt very distressed when she saw it, and scolded her that your cunt was stupid. She didn't know how to hide when she encountered that dead cow. She deserved to find trouble for herself!

Many girls present heard it, and the word spread after that.

Because it was easy to understand and easy to curse, it quickly spread throughout the Zhou Dynasty. "

After Lu Xiaofeng finished telling the joke, Song Xuan and the four others laughed.

A few people can get together not only because of their strength, but more importantly, because their temperaments are very compatible and they can chat easily.

We can talk about serious things, and we can also tell dirty jokes.

Needless to say, Lu Xiaofeng is a seasoned veteran who can handle any situation.

Hua Manlou is a modest gentleman, but not pedantic. He doesn't like killing people, but he won't dissuade Song Xuan from killing people.

He doesn't tell dirty jokes, but he doesn't resent others telling them either.

For him, as long as he does not touch the bottom line of human nature, he will not criticize you from the moral high ground.

As for Ye Gucheng, there is no need to say more. He looks aloof and sullen on the inside. He dresses like a swordsman in white all day long, but he is the most gossipy among them. Just now, Lu Xiaofeng was telling a joke, and his eyes were brighter than anyone else's.

Song Xuan finally concluded: “This story tells us that if you love what you do, no matter what profession you are doing, you must master your professional skills.

Otherwise, if you have only enthusiasm and lack of skills, you will only be the one who suffers. "

Lu Xiaofeng was in awe and admiration, "You are an adult, and your ideological level is indeed higher than ours!"

Ye Gucheng: "I admire you!"

Hua Manlou smiled endlessly, a little envious of adults who can comprehend the philosophy of life at any time.

...

In the backyard, Song Qian is painting.

She recently fell in love with painting. When she was young, her brother also fell in love with painting for a while, but she couldn't calm down to study and always felt bored.

But now, she likes to record the memorable things in her life in the form of drawings anytime and anywhere. It may also be fun to take them out and look at them when she gets older.

She was painting, and Zhang Yurou was standing aside holding some ink brushes. At this time, her face was flushed and she was a little shy.

Song Xuan and others in the front yard didn't speak loudly, but Zhang Yurou was not weak in martial arts and had good hearing, so she still heard what they were saying.

Song Qian put the last touch on her face and rolled her eyes calmly, "Look at how useless you are. You can't hold back even when you hear a dirty joke. If you go to the world of martial arts, you won't be eaten dry." Wipe it clean!"

Zhang Yurou is older than Song Qian, but doesn't seem to have much life experience. When Song Qian said this, she immediately laughed sheepishly.

"I, I always thought that Sir was a very serious and decent person, but I didn't expect that he also has such a side."

"What kind of side?"

Song Qian looked like she was used to it, "Eating and drinking, men and women, are common things for people, but you still lack experience!"

As she spoke, she pointed to her painting.

In the painting, Song Xuan and Lu Xiaofeng appeared vividly, sitting in front of the stone table, drinking tea and chatting, with smiles on their faces.

But that smile looked a little weird.

"Yurou, what do you think my painting should be called?"

Zhang Yurou shook her head, "Miss, I don't understand this..."

"not educated!"

Song Qian muttered, then picked up a pen and wrote a few big characters on the painting -

The four great chivalrous people in Jiangnan are idiots in tea tasting~~